the quick n dirty:

[colvine]

calahan boswall is a main character in the webcomic dead or alive (warning: r18+). he is crude, rude, and so very Tired but he can crack a smile when the mood is right. (the mood being when he feels like being a gremlin, that is.) he's a 42 year old cowboy bounty hunter and just sort of built like that, if hairy daddies are your flavor.

something something save a horse, ride a cowboy.